CSM 21 · Independent C-Candidate

Good a-aftewnyoon, my n-nyame is Ceema.

A voice fow evewy cownyew of Nyew Eden.

Nyot just Nyuwwsec. owo Nyot just the buiwdews, the PvPews, Wowsec, Highsec, ow the Wowmhowews. I'm wunnying to make suwe e-evewy c-capsuweew has a seat at this tabwe. (,,>ω<,,)

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Piwot Wog

Who Ceema

I stawted p-pwaying in 2007, aftew getting chased out of my Wowwd of Wawcwaft guiwd fow t-twying to mediate a mawitaw dispute on Teamspeak.

I came up thwough H-Highsec, m-moved to Nyuwwsec, and wowked my way f-fwom winye membew to wecwuitment manyagew to HW Diwectow — awways twying to get piwots mowe content. Awong the way, thwough pwopaganda, memes, and shitposts on Weddit, I've cwossed paths with nyeawwy evewyonye in this game, on evewy side of it.

That's why I'm w-wunnying fow CSM 21. OwO Nyot to w-wepwesent a powew bwoc — to wepwesent you. ~

“You fowks awe why I'm wunnying.”

— Ceema
Candidate Wog

Why Ceema

I'm wunnying fow CSM. ~ And nyo, it's nyot a bit.

I want to wepwesent aww of Nyew E-Eden — nyot j-just Nyuwwsec. ^w^ Nyot just the industwiawists, the PvPews, the Wowsec piwates, the Highsec g-gwindews, ow the Wowmhowe hewmits. Aww of it.

When I stawted This EVE Wife, I set mysewf a goaw: tawk to 100 piwots by the end of 2027, fwom evewy cownyew of EVE Onwinye, EVE Vanguawd, and EVE Fwontiew. I'm 35 in — nyew pwayews finding theiw feet, stweamews, guide w-wwitews who taught hawf of us how to fwy, thiwd-pawty devs, Fwontiew pionyeews, Nyuwwsec awwiance weadews, Awwiance Touwnyament wegends.

“In EVE, it was nyevew about the ships. It's about the peopwe fwying them. ^w^”

— Ceema
Mission Bwiefing

Things I wiww advocate fow

01

Honyest Feedback

We as the CSM shouwd be weaching out to aww pwayews wegawdwess of w-what side theiw on. My outweach to you aww won't stop once the podcast touw aww the CSM Candidates do on vawious Twitch Stweams is ovew and I've won the seat. (,,>ω<,,) I'ww set aside time of my day on Satuwday to do an “Office Houw” Stweam whewe y-you'we wewcome to come on and chat w/ me and the west of nyew Eden about youw idea and feed back. ^w^

I may nyot be a subject mattew expewt on the game, but I knyow you fowks awe. Wets chat, so I can take youw data points and get t-them to the wight peopwe. owo

02

Bettew Communyication

Beyond a few posts hewe and thewe, I saw wittwe communyication and discouwse. I'ww be posting the question to Fenwis Cweations if we can't impwove upon this in the fowm of CSM Minyutes as much as the NDA awwows, shawed with you aww and an AMA houw etc. on my stweam ow othews with my peews if thewe amicabwe to it, and if awwowed. (,,>ω<,,) We wepwesent you, nyot ouw awwiances.

That's it. UwU I want to see mowe bi diwectionyaw communyication between the CSM, and the pwayews. If Ang, the wast aiwbendew was the bwidge between the spiwit wowwd and humanyity, I wiww be youw bwidge between Fenwis and Pwayews. ~ If ewected, I'ww encouwage my peews on the counciw to do wikewise. OwO This way we'we nyot “a onye bwidge h-having city” as is Phiwadewphia, accowding to Biww Buw.

03

Bwidge Buiwding Consensus

As a nyon bwoc/wegion/pwaystywe c-candidate, I w-wiww seek to wowk w-with aww pawties to buiwd a equitabwe c-consensus appwoach to g-game changes when pwoposed. As onye of my favowite peopwe in EVE expwainyed, a wot of actions often awe dwiven by bittewnyess and I a-agwee. >w< I'm going to see if I can't step in between gwoups of peopwe and find a common g-gwound w-whewe aww of us can buiwd a sowution to game pwobwems, without defauwting to insuwts and twowwing on the EVE Discowd.

Eithew that ow you'ww aww hate me, but I'm wiwwing to twy.

Bonyus Objectives
04

Make “TEST is Dead/N-Nyext” a EUWA viowation

I wiww a-advocate that the phwases “TEST Is Dead/Nyext” be a viowation of the E-EUWA and punyishabwe w/ a 3 houw s-suspension pew use.

TEST has suffewed enyough fow t-theiw past. owo W-Wets aww move on and wet them gwow and have fun.

05

D-Decwawe Juwy 4th “D-Dawk Shinyes Day”

Ask t-that F-Fenwis Cweations decwawe Juwy 4th evewy yeaw “Dawk Shinyes Day” in cewebwation of the Inyitiatives Weadew who, on a visit to the US, saved my wife fwom a w-wunyaway donkey at the pumpkin patch I took him to show him the most Octobew of Amewican things to do.

06

Upgwade EVE Onwinye to Python 7

Ask FC Ovewwoad to awwow FC Swift to u-upgwade EVE Onwinye to Python 7, because 6 is afwaid of 7.

07

Woan KawmaFweet a Viking

Ask that CCP w-woan theiw vewy best Viking to KawmaFweet so t-that we can utiwize theiw t-tawents in the seawch fow Wade Ambwaewwe, wost in the woods whiwe hiking with Tachypnyea Stawhop.

08

CwashNyaps fow UN D-Dipwomat

Ask that Fenwis Cweations assign CwashNyaps to the UN as t-theiw p-pewmanyent Dipwomat fow Nyew Eden.

If you want mowe, ow you want me to have a 41 page manyifesto of pwomises I can't actuawwy keep, nyow s-shouwd I even have going to wepwesent you to the Space Vikings we aww pay $20 a month fow to pway this game, then I'm nyot weawwy youw man.

And fow that, I am sowwy.

Fiewd Weseawch

35 piwots. uwu And counting.

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N-Nyuwwsec & Awwiance Weadewship

A-Ashew Ewias · Goonswawm M-Mewkewchen · KawmaFweet Sappowo Jonyes · TEST B-Bawduw Kiwgannyon · TEST Dunk Dinkwe & Jinx De'Caiwe · BWAVE

EVE Fwontiew Buiwdews

W-Westwy Pipes & Kowwama · ExoTech Daemon Xew Wacaw · W-Wandewing Owdew Ocky

Nyew Pwayews & Stweamews

WadyWiggweWomp Kemzy & JayGwizzwy69 Cwashnyaps & Schadsquatch

Communyity & Cwaft

Kismeteew · Guide Wwitew Mike Azawiah · Nyew Pwayew Advocacy Jamiwah aw Azhid · J-Jouwnyawism Diwk Stetiwwe
Comms Channyew

Impowtant Questions

Why awen't you awignyed w-with a bwoc?
Because a bwoc-backed candidate answews to theiw bwoc fiwst and the west of the pwayewbase second. OwO I'd wathew answew to evewyonye, stawting with the peopwe this counciw usuawwy heaws fwom weast. ~
What does the CSM actuawwy do? owo
The Counciw of Stewwaw Manyagement is an ewected body that meets w-with CCP to wepwesent p-pwayew intewests in game d-design, bawance, and powicy discussions. Its infwuence depends on how w-weww its membews owganyize and push — I'm nyot going to ovewseww w-what onye seat can do, but I wiww use evewy bit of it. OwO
How wiww you wepowt back to pwayews who awen't in [insewt p-powew bwoc hewe]?
Weguwaw pubwic updates hewe and on T-This EVE Wife — nyot just awwiance weadewship channyews. If I'm wimited by NDA on something, I'ww say so pwainwy instead of going quiet.
How can I weach you with an issue? OwO
Dwop into the D-Discowd, send a message on T-Twitch ow Y-YouTube, ow catch me on This EVE Wife — I'm awweady intewviewing youw cownyew of Nyew Eden, so t-teww me what's on youw mind.
Does anyonye actuawwy wike this pwan? UwU

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